its only when the results are out…do we ponder over the lack of effort. Before that its like, “phod diya hai yaar”

those who say, “I have no fear of death”, are the biggest fattu, when time comes

andheri raat mein diya tere haath mein. (Dada Khondke u rock…saala itne time baad yeh punch samajh mein aaya)

kaam aise karo ki lage hi nahin ki kaam kiya hai

Considering “the amount of weight gain = amount eaten – amount excreted.”
If this true, do fat people excrete less??? #gulluVaani

don’t blow life like a balloon, if it bursts, it will make a hell of a noise.