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  • arpitgarg 3:52 pm on July 4, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: demon, Expectation   

    Expectation is a demon that Haunts a relationship 

    Expectation is a demon that Haunts a relationship

     
  • arpitgarg 12:40 pm on August 9, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: day, eat, , , , treat,   

    Day 18 

    Eat…Breed…Excrete

     
  • arpitgarg 8:32 am on July 23, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: dard, dardnaak, gruesome, maut, methods, torture   

    Day 17 

    Maut se nahin darta hoon mein…darr toh bas dardnaak maut ka hai.

    (Gruesome Torture Methods)

     
  • arpitgarg 6:59 am on July 23, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: chal, coin, , , jeb, khanak, khota, pocket, sikka   

    Day 16 

    Jo chal nahin sakta khota-sikka toh kya, jeb mein khanka hi lo.

     
  • arpitgarg 5:39 am on May 13, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: Australia, tommorrow, worry   

    Day 15 

    Don’t worry about tomorrow, coz its already tomorrow in Australia.

    #gymkarody

     
  • arpitgarg 6:38 am on March 3, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , gusse, irritated, pyar, smart   

    Day 14 

    I used to get irritated when people acted smart, Mera naam Aditya hai…pyar se log mujhe Adi bulate hain.
    Now I ask them, Toh gusse se kya bulate hain? adi-maanav.

     
  • arpitgarg 4:55 pm on March 1, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: albert, einstein, hour, pan, relativity, sec, second, theory, woman   

    Day 13 

    Einstein’s theory of Relativity

    Hold a hot pan, a second would seem like an hour. Grab a hot woman, an hour would seem like a second.

    #deepbluesea

     
  • arpitgarg 9:24 am on February 9, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: bewda, cremation, fuel   

    Day 12 

    I am not a bewda. I keep myself filled just to save some fuel at my cremation.

     
  • arpitgarg 6:31 am on February 4, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: addict, afim, , gas, liquid, , matter, science, solid, states, sutta   

    Day 11 

    Solid (Afim), Liquid (Daaru) and Gas (Sutta) are the three states of matter. I am not an addict, I just love my science.

     
  • arpitgarg 10:03 am on February 3, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: chop, dogs, , starighten, tail   

    Day 10 

    I straightened the dogs’ tail finally. All I needed was to chop it off.

    आखिरकार मैंने कुत्ते की पूँछ सीधी कर ही दी| मुझे बस उसे काटकर अलग करना था|

     
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