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  • arpitgarg 9:24 am on February 9, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: bewda, cremation, fuel   

    Day 12 

    I am not a bewda. I keep myself filled just to save some fuel at my cremation.

     
  • arpitgarg 6:31 am on February 4, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: addict, afim, , gas, liquid, , matter, science, solid, states, sutta   

    Day 11 

    Solid (Afim), Liquid (Daaru) and Gas (Sutta) are the three states of matter. I am not an addict, I just love my science.

     
  • arpitgarg 10:03 am on February 3, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: chop, dogs, , starighten, tail   

    Day 10 

    I straightened the dogs’ tail finally. All I needed was to chop it off.

    आखिरकार मैंने कुत्ते की पूँछ सीधी कर ही दी| मुझे बस उसे काटकर अलग करना था|

     
  • arpitgarg 8:18 am on February 2, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: losing, virginity, winning   

    Day 9 

    Winning is not everything. Sometimes losing is better.
    Ask those who lost their virginity.

    पाना ही सब कुछ नहीं| कभी-कभी खोना भी अच्छा होता है|
    उनसे पूछो जिन्होंने अपना कुँआरापन खोया|
     
  • arpitgarg 9:42 am on February 1, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: bewakhoof, fool, , , , once, patni, thrice, twice, wife   

    Day 8 

    Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice shame on me. Fool me thrice, you must be my wife.

    मुझे एक बार बेवखूफ़ बनाओ, शर्म है तुम पर| मुझे दो बार बेवखूफ़ बना पाओ, शर्म है मुझ पर| मुझे तीन बार बेवखूफ़ बना जाओ, तुम ज़रूर मेरी पत्नी हो|

     
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