BF: Tum mujhse pyaar nahin karti, mere paison se pyar karti ho.
GF: Arey jaanu. Main tumhari har cheez se pyaar karti hoon. Paise bhi tumhare hi hain naa.

There is no such thing as unconditional love. It’s just that there comes a time when you start loving those conditions.

Time is mightier than dime. But if u don’t have time, dime also works perfectly fine.

jyada dil mat lagao…dil ki lag jaayegi…

never take girls seriously…not worth it

If ever u had to do it now…

If ever u had to do it…now is the time.

Expectation is a demon that Haunts a relationship

You are near perfect…you don’t need to do much to imporve…just die

‘Helping Others’ is the biggest hypnotism ever pulled off. Way to go Dr. IHaveMonies

I dont make rules, i just make them up